Parramata bus

Paddy and Mick were living in Parramatta and visiting the cross one night, when they decided to go home the trains had stopped running.
They decided to catch a cab but none would stop and hitch hiking was a lost cause,as they trudged along they came to a bus depot. "Lets pinch a bus Paddy" says to Mick, "you keep watch and I'll go get it."
So Mick's standing next to the gate and he hears rrrrrrr vroom crash smash, silence, then rrrrr vroom crash bang, silence. This happens 5 times and finally Paddy smashes out through the gate in a bus and Mick who's getting scared because of the noise, he then jumps up and calls out "what the hell were you doing back there?" he asks Paddy. to which he replies, "you wouldn't credit it Mick, but they had parked the Parramatta bus right down the back of the yard. <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_767140-->

:o typical isn't it Paddy didn't ask for Mick's fare