What?

Okay smarties, What is a fish called with only one eye?







A fish.

John,

Just when I think that they can't get worse.......you exceed yourself. :D

Competition

Encourage Allan and John responds to the challenge -

Things have been quite for a while, They must have been recouperating

What from ??????????????

John,

I only have one thing to say ...
do you want a loan of my joke book.:D

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

What's a snake with one eye called?

Actually, don't answer that.






It's a trouser snake:wink:

A trouser snake