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7th November 2007, 02:39 PM
Allan at Wallan

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John decided to take a parachute lesson at the
Munruben airfield last Sunday.

When the time came he jumped from the plane
before landing battered and bruised on the ground.

A bystander asked, "What happened?"

John replied, "My parachute didn't open".

The bystander said, "You should know, nothing opens
in Munruben on a Sunday".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
7th November 2007, 03:34 PM
ss_11000

:rofl::roflmao:
7th November 2007, 05:51 PM
wheelinround

Quote:

Originally Posted by ss_11000

:rofl::roflmao:

what he said

but thats QLD for yuo
7th November 2007, 10:00 PM
munruben

You mean you guys wear parachutes when you jump? Gee, you southerners, I don't know about you lot.:)

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