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A rabbit goes into a bar and orders some bar snacks, one toasted tomato sandwich and one toasted cheese sandwich.
After eating them he fall to the ground dying. The barman rushes to his aid and asks what the problem is.
The rabbit, just before taking his final breath says, "Mixing m' toasties"
almost too subtle for me.
Eastie
If you're going to descend to that level, cop this:-
Count Dracula is prowling through the city streets in search of a victim when, suddenly, from nowhere, he is felled to the ground by an enormous mass that drops on him from the sky. It's three tonnes of smoked salmon, vol au vents, salami, prawns and mini-quiches.
With his dying breath, he gasps: "Oh no! It's Buffet, the Vampire Slayer!"