Don't drive with little old ladies.
A little old lady from somewhere in OZ took her car to her mechanic. She
told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while
there is this terrible smell !! It never happens when I am on my own."
This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin
and see what the problem is." Off they went. She drove down a one-way
street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both
sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians on pedestrian
crossings, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty.
They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now, there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?"
"Smell it?''
''Lady, I'm sittin' in it!!" <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_718882-->
