Spagetti

A very wealth man had an affair with an Italian lady who fell pregnant.

Horrified his wife would find out decieded the best solution was for her to go back to Italy.

He suggested to her, that if she were to go back to Itally he would provide for her and the child untill it was 18 provided she never contacted him again.

She said, "how will you know when the baby is born?"

He thought about this and said, "when the child is born send me a post card, but only write on it spagetti. I will know what it means and my wife will never find out".

With this agreed of she left for Itally.

Nine months later the man arrives home from work and his wife says, "we got this strange post card in the mail today take a look."

he took the post card and it read.

Spagetti, Spagetti Spagetti, two with meat balls and one without. SEND MORE SAUCE.