Driving home, in a hury, after working late the other day, I was stopped by a
police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to
be with my wife on our first anniversary, which was the truth.
However, instead of being let off with a warning, the officer said,
"Congratulations!" and then proceeded to write out the ticket. As he
handed it to me, he said, "The first year is paper, right?"
