Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

Guy dies and goes to heaven.


On arrival St. Peter shows him around,and he goes into a very large room full of clocks, as he looks around he notices that some are going very slow & others are very fast.

He asked what they are for and St. Peter explained that each one was for everyone still on Earth,and if People told lies their clock would run faster.

As he looked around he noticed a lot of clocks on the ceiling going as fast as a fan ,what are they ,he asked.


OH said St. Peter we use them for cooling, they belong to POLITICIANS.