Two Irish woodies

Two Irish woodies, Pat and Mick (take note John & Allan) were walking down a back street in what was known as Bombay and saw a little old nun walking slowly towards them.

The first woodie said, "I wonder if that is Mother Theresa? I'm going to ask her."

When the old nun drew level with them he said, "Excuse me, are you Mother Theresa?"

She looked at them and said, "P1zz off, you Irish perverts!" and walked on.

The second woodie said, "I don't suppose we will ever know now."

PS She didn't really say "p1zz off" but we have to keep the Mods happy and this IS a family forum afterall.

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Originally Posted by Barry Hicks

Two Irish woodies, Pat and Mick (take note John & Allan) were walking down a back street in what was known as Bombay and saw a little old nun walking slowly towards them.

The first woodie said, "I wonder if that is Mother Theresa? I'm going to ask her."

When the old nun drew level with them he said, "Excuse me, are you Mother Theresa?"

She looked at them and said, "P1zz off, you Irish perverts!" and walked on.

The second woodie said, "I don't suppose we will ever know now."

PS She didn't really say "p1zz off" but we have to keep the Mods happy and this IS a family forum afterall.

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I must be losing my touch Barry
... cant see the joke ???
As Pauline Hanson would say, "Please explain".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

I must be losing my touch Barry
... cant see the joke ???
As Pauline Hanson would say, "Please explain".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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Allan :doh: Allan Allan must be the pollution of Vic Nun's have bad Habbits

Sorry Allan, I told it too fast.

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Originally Posted by Barry Hicks

Sorry Allan, I told it too fast.

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I guess he will never get it now. :p