Two retired woodies

Two elderly woodies from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Albert, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Albert says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_691048-->

Two old farz met in the park one arvo.

"Windy, isn't it?"

"No, I think it's Thursday."

"So am I. Let's go get a drink."

Joe