Barry and his diet

Barry was terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five kilos."
When Barry returned a month later, he had lost nearly 15 Kilos.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
Barry nodded, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from all that skipping. said Barry.

If he didn't spend so much time on jokes he could concentrate on what his Dr said.

Or was that another Barry:wink:

Same old jokes over and over -

It's not the joke Rodgera, it's the way you tell it that matters.

Would you suggest we number them from one to whatever (they wouldn't make it into three figures) and then simply post a number?

How about you submitting something to tickle our funny bones?

Barry Hicks

Barry I am trying, but I am just a lowly beginner, so I'll try harder.