Cigarette with a difference
Two old woodies (who shall remain nameless, Allan & John) were on an overnight fishing trip. They were camped on the bank of Wallan Creek and were sitting around the camp fire late in the evening imbibing a few fizzy drinks.
One get up, lights up a smoke and wanders away from the camp a little way to commune with nature.
When he comes back he asks his mate, "Have you ever smoked a cigarette that has been p!zzed on?"
His mate thinks for a while and replies, "No, I can't say I ever have."
The first woodie says, "You haven't missed much!"
