Lady and bartender

A woman approached the bartender rather nervously,
checked that no one was watching and ran her hands
down the barman's back.
He was rather surprised at this and even more when
she ran her hands around his collar and stroked his hair.
By this time the barman was more than interested
in her and thought it was his lucky night.
She enquired, "Is the Manager available".
The barman replied, "No he isn't"
She replied, "Pity, I wanted to tell him there is
no paper in the ladies' room"

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

Sometimes you just can't win:D

Reminds me of the time my dad who was a club supervisor at one point in his lfe was serving a private function all woman now this was back in the mid 60's at a RSL they were watching a male review. He had a try full of drinks and packs of crisps stuck every where.
A few ladies thought it time he joined the review and pants him.

The shock was these were all female teachers.:o