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On our TV news tonight there was a
disturbing story ... an ant had made love
to an elephant.
The giraffe put him up to it.
Apologies to David ... another ant joke, oh well!
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"@#$%!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
I could make a comment about this but I don't want to get your post "moved":D
I think someone needs to 'ant'y up for some therapy for Allan (Or is this his therapy)
:U:U:U
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Originally Posted by pawnhead
to John (Pawnhead) .... I just spent 10 minutes trying to
rub off the ant in your avatar. Thought it was on the screen.
Good one. :2tsup:
to John (Munruben) ... Dont respond to it as I fear it could
be rude, crude, lewd or misconstrued.:D
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
I shamelessly stole it from another forum after I spent ten minutes doing exactly the same thing. :UQuote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Pawnhead,
I did the same, took me a minute to work out why i couldnt squash the little bugger. I have now shamelessly stolen it for the other board:2tsup:
And why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gra
Prawnhead - you should see all the other ants trying to follow the little B* around the screen:doh:
You need Skewchidamn's new avatar
It's PAWNHEAD:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by bsrlee
Call me whatever you want. It's all cool. I like prawns, I like chess, and I don't mind a bit of pawn occasionally either. :whistling2:Quote:
Originally Posted by K_S