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A Scotsman was today arrested in Bourke St
Melbourne after breaking the windows of the
Myer department store.
He claimed he "just wanted to see glass go" (Glasgow).
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Ooops, did I say that.?:doh: Allan stop putting words in my mouth.
Why do Scotsman wear Kilts
Cause their so tight they didn't want to use/pay for the extra fabric.
And her Japanese sister is called Irene.Quote:
Originally Posted by munruben