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I have just had a terrible night and it was because I heard
a strange noise outside.
When I looked out there were two blokes pinching
my side gates.
I was going to say something to them but they
may have taken a fence (offence).
Allan.
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Allan, you never cease to amaze me.:D
Telegram to Allan c/o Wallan PO:
Dear Allan [stop] Your jokes are terrible [stop] Won't you please, please [stop]
:D
STOP reading my jokes... just in case you crack a smile.
STOP smiling at my jokes... when no one is looking.
STOP sending telegrams... there are no telegram boys any more.
I am reading all your STOP signs but please
GIVE WAY TO MY RIGHT to make some others happy.
Kind regards,
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
See the little smiley face at the bottom of my post? They don't have them in telegrams, but that means I was trying to be humorous. I was parodying a joke from an episode of Blackadder in which he sends a telegram to Charlie Chaplin:
Never mind, I amused myself.Quote:
From Blackadder Goes Forth:
[after Baldrick's Charlie Chaplin impersonation]
Captain Blackadder: Yes... take down a telegram, Bob.
To Mr. Charlie Chaplin, Sennet Studios, Hollywood, California. Congrats stop. Have found only person in world less funny than you stop. Name Baldrick stop. Signed E. Blackadder stop. Oh, and put a P.S.: please, please, please stop.
Later on....
Melchett: Oh for goodness sake, Blackadder, have you been living in a cave?
The Americans joined the war yesterday.
Edmund: So how is that going to improve the men's morale, sir?
Melchett: OOooooohhh, because you jibbering imbecile, they've brought with
them the largest collection of Charlie Chaplin films in existence.
I've lost patience with you. Fill him in, Darling. (exits)
Darling: We received a telegram this morning from Mr. Chaplin himself, at
Sennett Studios: (reads) 'Twice nightly screening of my films in
trenches, excellent idea stop. But must insist E. Blackadder be
projectionist stop. Oh PS, don't let him ever stop.'
:p
There is a word for that. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by silentC
[QUOTE=Allan at Wallan;574926]I have just had a terrible night
not surprised the way and speed your telling jokes (?) :D
To "SilentC"
I wasn't serious either. Just having a bit of fun.
Place one of your jokes here and we can both
have a laugh.:2tsup:
Best wishes,
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not here at the time.
Don't be unkind, poor old Silent is into self amuse.... ;)
Well no-one else is going to do it for me!
A famous seafaring character I believe:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Huh? :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
Captain Pugwash is 2 words. :D
No, his right hand man...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers