ford diriver

A youngin was walking to school when a car pulled up beside him & the driver said
"If you get in the car I will give you $200.00"

The youngin kept walking. Again the car pulled up beside the kid and said
"If you get in the car I will give you $300.00 & a bag of lollies".

The youngin kept walking. Yet agian the car pulled up beside the kid and the driver said
"This is my last offer.If you get in the car I will give you $500.00 & all the lollies you can eat."

The kid stopped, walked over to the car, looked in the window & said "You bought the ford dad - deal with it."

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10/10 Weisyboy! Definitely top shelf.

Hehe. Nice

Yes, it was a good one but an old 'en. (Holden).:2tsup:

I tell a lie - I have not heard it before.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.