Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.
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Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.
or a builder with flat thumbs
never eat at a restaurant with a skinny chef
Always turn down a turner who never turns up.
Allan
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I am not at all worried dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
why do we always run to catch a bus or train yet have to be 3 hours early for a plane
Why is cargo moved on a ship, but a shipment is moved on a railroad car?
Joe
I have to ask. Is this based upon personal experience? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry Hicks
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
:D
Why do we bank at the bank on the river bank, reading the headlines that tell we can bank on the truth of the story? :o
Never put boiling water in a cold cup that has a crack in it.:((
Keep it nice.
'Don't plant your corn in the winter'
Don't start reading darned fool threads like this
Richard