British TV 7 Radio Double Entendres

1. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
2. Ted Walsh-Horse Racing Commentator- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
3. New Zealand Rugby Commentator- "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
4. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open- "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
5. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports-"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
6. Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edward's tyre choice on World Superbike racing-"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
7. Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning-"She was practicing fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
8. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said-"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night."
9.James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher ar a Grand Prix, asked-"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello."
10. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters-"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

Cheers
Barry
PS. More to come.