Eating out

I rang my wife from work the other night a little
later than I anticipated.

She said that I would be eating out for dinner
and this excited me .... until I arrived home to find
the lights out, the door locked and a jam sandwich
on the doorstep.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

You mean you get jam on your sandwich?:D

Well originally it was going to be Vegemite
until I told her to jam it.

Allan

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I am not at all afraid of dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.