An Aussie bloke went overseas, met his dream girl
and brought her home to Australia to marry her.
Whilst on the honeymoon at Surfers Paradise she
challenged him to a 100 metres swim in the pool
at the hotel. She defeated him easily.
He asked, "Where did you learn to swim so fast".
She answered, "Before I met you I was a street walker
in Venice".
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
