In another year or so I probably won't think this is funny, but at the moment I read this and giggle!
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl who was well proportioned up top.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi
has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope
me
in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in
the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack the Kiwi again.
