KKK - Sort of

The Alabama Preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this!

I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one Moved! The Preacher continued:

"Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory! Now stand and confess!"

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew, her head bowed, her voice quivered.

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan! "I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."

The Preacher fainted and the congregation roared!