Everyman

· I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
· I work hard because: Millions on welfare depend on me!
· I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
· You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
· I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
· It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
· I took an IQ test: and the results were.. Negative.
· Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
· I have a degree in liberal arts - Do you want fries with that?
· My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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