Anyone want a painful dentist? :no:
I took this on the way back from the Robbofest last weekend.
Al :doh:
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Anyone want a painful dentist? :no:
I took this on the way back from the Robbofest last weekend.
Al :doh:
Never been hurt by a dentist - just grasp him by the family jewels before he starts & agree not to hurt each other.:D
Now that might create some interest if yer got a female dentist :oo:Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
When I lived in Anchorage AK USA in 1985, there was a dentist named Dr. Payne. Really. I have a picture of his office front, but no scanner. Never took a chance with him, though.
Joe
Our dentist in Cairns is Stephen King. :D
From the Little Shop of Horrors
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.
"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"
"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."
'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Say AAARRRHHHH!!!"
"Now Spit