So old it may be new again...

Did you hear? There was once a carpenter who was arrested for passing wooden dollars- (His excuse was that it was all the sawdust), but he was convicted and put in a cell with nothing but a chair and a table. The chair was most uncomfortable, so he sat in it until it made him sore. Then he took the saw and sawed the table in half. He put the two halves together and made it whole. Then he climbed through the hole and shouted for help. He shouted and shouted until he made himself hoarse- jumped on the horse, rode off and has never been seen since...
Would I lie to you??

That's nearly as bad as "How is a blotter like a lazy dog?"

A blotter is an ink lined plane.
An inclined plane is a slope up.
A slow pup is a lazy dog.

Cheers
Rob