Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from jail?
The police are looking for small medium at large.
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Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from jail?
The police are looking for small medium at large.
And what about the bloke that escaped from the asylum, attacked some women at the laundromat and ran off? Nut screws washers and bolts.
Mick (apologies if this goes to the naughty room)
Two fella's in an asylum, looking at the outside wall.
One of them says to the other " Iv'e got an idea, how about I turn this flashlight on, aim it on top of the wall, and then you can climb up the beam and escape.
"You must think I'm mad" said the other guy.
"You will just wait until I'm half way up and then you'll turn the light off"
Why would he do that? The idea is that he wants the other guy to make it to the top of the wall, so he can throw the torch up to him to send the beam back down. There’s no way he’d get out on his own otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linden Hardy
Perhaps I’m just a bit confused.
Its was to be a contract killing. The first fella got the word to put his lights out!