You May Feel A Bit of A P***k But Your Partner Will Be Happier!!

Good news for the old ones around here:eek: :D.

December 06, 2006

Scientists have developed a jab for male impotence - that lasts up to SIX MONTHS:eek:. The drug is different to pills like Viagra because they have to be taken before each romp.But there IS a catch, fellas. The injection is at the base of the penis. Dr Richard Petty of London’s WellMan Clinic, said: “This is fantastic news for men.” It was developed at New York’s Albert Einstein College of Medicine. Professor Arnold Melman said: “Initial research proves it is safe and very effective.” The jab could be available within five years and works by relaxing muscles to allow blood to flow more freely.

Three million British men suffer impotence.


A spray that stops premature ejaculation is being developed at Belfast’s Royal Victoria Hospital. In tests, patients lasted four times longer.

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Originally Posted by Metal Head

In tests, patients lasted four times longer.

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So where do you sign up for a job like that?

Maaate,

You overlook one important part of the equation, the partners of some of those older blokes may not be interested in longer lasting or more frequent. As one of my mates says, "I get all the sex my wife wants".:D

John.

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Originally Posted by Metal Head

A spray that stops premature ejaculation is being developed at Belfast’s Royal Victoria Hospital. In tests, patients lasted four times longer.

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Listen to the radio, its full of ads for this stuff right now.

Al :)

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Originally Posted by johnc

Maaate,

"I get all the sex my wife wants".:D

John.

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John, if you don't mind I may just appropriate that saying as my own.:D

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Originally Posted by Metal Head;422750[FONT=Arial

Three million British men suffer impotence.[/FONT]

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Make that three million and eleven.:D

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Originally Posted by AlexS

Make that three million and eleven.:D

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Pleased to report treatment not needed.;)

Do you know how all these were discovered?

The scientists were trying to develop a treatment for rolling out of bed, and they found out that as a side effect the drugs also helped with sexual performance.

Does this make them performance enhancing drugs?

Pete

6 MONTHS!!!! That's longer than most of my relationships!! I might be a woody but I'm not sure I would want a woody for 6 months!

Getting closer to being moved.:rolleyes:

I wonder if they've invented viagra for the brain? So i can spend more PRODUCTIVE time in my lovely shed?

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Originally Posted by jow104

Pleased to report treatment not needed.;)

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Likewise John. :)

maybe I should change me user name to

Marathon Man, :eek:

(nothing to dowith running) :cool: