Fawlty Towers II

Ho Hum! Another crazy day at FT.. Basil (yours truly) rudely awoken at six thirty BLOODY am by a 4 ft 2 inch asian wanting to know why no water Mr? You guessed it! Up here in Deliverance country - where they're all mountain men who love mountain women (and their guns) - we're on tank water and of course poor old Basil didn't know. We ran out :eek: .. if only Manuel was here...I'd have someone to kick... I wanna go back to my SHED!!! :(
Anyone want a job? Contact Sybil...:o

baaaSILLLL.... :(

Coming <you horrible banshee shh...> dear :rolleyes:

...to be continued.... sadly...

I'll put an ad in the papers. Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil.

Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant - Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleedin' obvious.

Sheddy, what are you doing in bed at 0630. Don't you have a house to renovate or a shed to play in????:) :) :)

Rainwater mate. Shoulda put a tank off the shed.

Sheddies off on a working holiday, drinking all the profits in a Pub he's looking after....:D :D :D

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Originally Posted by bennylaird

Sheddies off on a working holiday, drinking all the profits in a Pub he's looking after....:D :D :D

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Ohhhh. I see. Is that like drinking the difference between economy and first class fares? Perhaps more achievable......

hmm..bit quiet today. the calm before the storm. Guest rushes up and tells me the water tank is overflowing...read previous post to see the irony here.
A wheel rim on the tractor fell of due to being rusted through... :rolleyes:

Who'd runa matel for a living....I want my damn shed....


baassiiilllll
coming dear...<to kill you in a violent and despicable manner> :mad:

Gave notice today. The owner is a dog. :mad: Back in the Shed soon... :D

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Originally Posted by Shedhand

Gave notice today. The owner is a dog. :mad: Back in the Shed soon... :D

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C'mon home mate. Back to the shed. Kick the snakes out in the cold and rain.... fire up the saw...