anothery - bit rough..

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly; the morgue
needed someone to identify the body.
So his two best friends,Dermot and Tony who went everywhere
with Paddy,were sent for.
Dermot went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Dermot said "Yup,hes burnt pretty bad.Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over.Dermot looked and said "Nope
it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange,so he brought in
Tony to identyfy the body.
Tony looked at him and said,"Yup he's burnt real bad,roll him
over."
The mortician rolled him over and Tony looked down and said:
"No it ain't Paddy."
The mortician asked'"Well, how can you tell?"
"Well Paddy had two arzeholes,"said Tony.
"What! He had two arzeholes!" said the mortician.
"Yup,everyone knew he had two arzeholes.Every time we went into
town,folks would say,.









"Here comes Paddy with them two arzeholes' "

You're on fire today, I'll say that!:D