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I am home from work and I can not believe how many quotes my work mates have never heard of. So I reckon this just might work....
Give us one of your best or some of the best you have heard.
Stupid quote.... This is a game of two halves.... Eddie McGuire
Memorable quote.... It is so windy it'd blow the spots off a Dalmation.... unsure where it began but my grandad used it a lot.
Pete
Stupid quote.
I had a brickies labourer who was giving me the shytes and I said to him.
One of us is going to be sacked, and it aint me.
Durhh!! :o
Al :p
Useful line for an employer - "I'm not sacking you... I'm just letting you know that I don't want to hold back your progress... elsewhere"
Footy game tied at 3/4 time. Mike Williamson says "I predict whoever wins this quarter will win the game."
Jack Dyer, "..and the loose man is coming from everywhere"
Foghorn Leghorn, ..."thats as much use as a flapping skirt in a high wind"
Rob
Speaking of Foghorn Leghorn - I do like the line - (after a large explosion - Foghorn , naked, walking around picking up feathers) "Fortunately..Ah say fortunately, Ah have ma feathers numbered, for just such an ocassion"...:)
The Liberal Party will NEVER introduce a GST
Lil Johnny
Pretty as the northern end of a southbound camel.
There will be no toll on the Scorseby 'freeway'Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Bracks :mad:
Pair off...in groups of 3.
The new fair tax system
Lil Johnny
Rare as hens teeth....
Fits like a finger in a bu m ....
My uncle's favourtie saying when we were doing some landscaping again
"careful or you'll blow your foofoo valve"
"fits like a sock on a dogs nose"! - a quote from a previous woodwork teacher.
Or, as good as two away sick.
Vote for us - we'll look after you
Various pollies