An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar.
There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar.
They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, When suddenly the Irishman cried out My God, I know who that man is. It's God!" The others looked again and, sure enough, it was God himself, sitting alone at a table.
The Irishman calls out, "Hey! you!!! Are you God?" The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. Yes, I am God" he says.
The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him "I'd like you to
give God over there a pint of Guinness from me." So the bartender pours God a Guinness and takes it over to his table. God looks over, raises his glass, smiles thank you and drinks.
The Englishman then calls out, "Errr, excuse me Sir but would you be God?" God smiles and says, "Yes, I am God." The Englishman beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a Pint of Newcastle Brown Ale for God, this the bartender duly does. As before, God accepts the drink and smiles over at the men.
Then the Australian calls out, "Oi, you! D'ya reckon you're God, or what?"
God nods and says, "Yes, I am God." The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Victoria Bitter for God, this he accepts with pleasure.
Some time later, after finishing the drinks, God leaves his seat and
approaches the three men. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement. "Oh God, the arthritis is gone," he says. "The arthritis I've had for 40 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
God then shakes the hand of the Englishman, thanking him for the Newcastle Brown Ale. Upon letting go, the Englishman's eyes widen in shock. "By jove", he exclaims, "The migraine I've had for over 40 years is
completely gone. It's a Miracle!"
God then approaches the Australian, who has a terrified look on his face.
The Aussie whispers. "Back off mate, I'm on Workers Comp"
