Top Country Songs 2006

> >COUNTRY SONGS For 2006:
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> >12.XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX Censored by Zed
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> >11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All
>Day
> >Long.
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> >10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
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> >9. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well.
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> >8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
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> >7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
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> >6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
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> >5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
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> >4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
>Now.
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> >3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
> >
> >2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
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> >And The Number #1 Country Song Is:
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> >1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up
>With A Few

I woke up this morning........................
#2 sounds a bit like the family law court, property settlement is like a gold mine, she gets the gold, he gets the shaft:(

What about the one actually recorded and published by Johnny Cash?

"Flushed from the Bathroom of your heart"