A new beginning???

Good Day, this is Don Kannoly (The Don) I'ma out of the bighouse and free again. Knuckles has asked me to puta dis ona the Woodies Yarn for him, hesa got a laptop with internet in but nota outa. He'sa hopin that hisa friends will join in the fun a leetle bit and make hisa last few weeks ona the inaside a bit more happy for him.

The story shesa beginnin now.

Knuckles the poetic, woodturning, wiseguy was sitting in his cold damp cell wondering about his many good friends on the bulletin board. After almost 18 months inside and only a few weeks to go he was thinking about what eh should do when he gets out.

Should he become the worlds greatest woodturning poet or should he just........

You're wasting your time here Don. You probably won't get a response until we hear from Knuckles himself.

Neil