Rember this when you come home drunk

Peter wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees ia a glass of water and two panadol on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Peter looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the panadol and notices a note on the table 'Honey breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.'

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast an the morning newspaper. His daughter is also at the table eating.

Peter askes, 'Victoria, what happened last night?'

'Well you came home after 3am, drunk and delerious. Broke some furniture, puked ion the hallway and gave youself a black eye when you ran into the door.

'So why is everything so clean and why is breakfast on the table waiting for me?'


'Oh that! Well, mum dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married."'