Two psychologists having lunch.
First guy says "I had a Freudian slip this morning.
At the train station, I noticed the lady behind the counter had big boobs.
I meant to ask her for a CITY ticket, and accidentally said 'Excuse me ma'am,
could I please have a TITTY ticket"
Second shrink says "yeah, me too.
I was home having breakfast with my wife this morning,
and what I MEANT to say was 'Excuse me, love of my life,
please pass me the salt'.
Instead, old Freud attacked me, and out came
'You stupid bitch, you really went and Fu?ked up my life, didn't you!!!"
