the genie

A couple of blokes were playing golf at Royal Melbourne.
One pulled out a cigar but couldn't find a lighter.
'Do you have a light?' he asked his mate.
'Yep' said the friend, who reached into his golf bag and pulled out an immense Bic lighter,At least four times as big as any other Bic lighter you've ever seen.
'Where did you get that monstrous Bic?'
'From my genie.'
'From your genie?'
'Yep.I've got a genie.Right here in my golf bag.'
'Bullsh!t'
'No, it's dinkum.Have a look for yourself.'
And he opened his golf bag and out popped the genie.
'For chrissake,' said his friend absolutely astonished.But collecting his senses he said, 'Any chance of having a wish granted?Just one?'
'By all means,' said the genie.
'Well, I'd like a million bucks.'
The genie climbed back into the golf bag and, for a few moments, absolutely nothing happened.
Then, suddenly, the sky darkened, as if the sun had been hidden by thunder clouds. But when they looked up they saw, instead, a million ducks flying overhead.
'But I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!'
'Did I tell you the genie was half deaf?Sorry.'
'Half deaf?'
'Yep, do you really think i asked him for a 12-inch Bic?'

lol......