Father I have sinned....

An oldie but still funny...........

> >> > >A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father,
it
> >> > >has been one month since my last confession.
> >> > >I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
> >> > >
> >> > >The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven.
> >> > >Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."
> >> > >
> >> > >Soon, another man enters the confessional.
> >> > >"Father, it has been two
> >> > >months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green
> >>twice
> >> > >a week for the last two months."
> >> > >
> >> > >This time
> >> >the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
> >> > >
> >> > >"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
> >> > >
> >> > >Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
> >> > >
> >> > >The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
> >> > >sermon when a gorgeous, slim , blonde woman enters the church.
> >> > >All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle
> >>and
> >> > >sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short,
> >>with
> >> > >matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as
> >>the
> >> > >woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon
> >>Stone-style.
> >> > >
> >> > >The priest turns to the altar boy and
> >> > >whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
> >> > >
> >> > >The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection
> >>off
> >> > >her shoes!"