Daughter needs a trombone so having a look on ebay and found this description of services offered.
Apart from an outrageous delivery fee I thought the description was priceless:
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/FINE-BRAND-NE...QQcmdZViewItem
Remark:We are honored very much for you recommend this item, had it, your life on many several minute appeal It can take to you in the spirit to be joyful Art always can bring the happy mood to the person Your family member also can very happy receive this you to take to their accident to be pleasantly surprised Because it not merely is an art ware, but also is representing you to the life the deep love We have more than 7-year experience of engaging in this business before we use the ebay. So please bid with confidence in spite of my new ebay er identityBased in Beijing, the capital of China with rich cultural heritage,taiyang98989 can reach many diversified high quality traditional artworks and handicrafts with lower cost. We try to build a great bridge to transport those services and products with inexpensive price to you. If you love it ,please do not missing this good chance to get it !Enjoying your bidding
