The value of Undies

THE VALUE OF UNDIES
Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle
especially in public.

>From the Sydney Morning Herald Column 8 comes this story of a central west
couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in
the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small
group
of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment
she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and
tucked
everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the
hood
and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by the car.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.