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three surgeons.
Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist.
He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
All his arms and legs were severed from his body.
Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events
in the Olympics."
The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on
cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight
train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horses
ass and a ten gallon hat.
Last year he became president of the United States.
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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"
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That photo is a classic, thanks for the laugh.
The guy behind the pope looks like Paul Keating.
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nope not pallbearer ....its the puppeteer
Pete
