Customer Service

I had just pulled into a parking spot at the Bunnings store, when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood.

Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw.
As luck would have it, he was standing behind the Customer Service counter.

"Please help," I gasped. "My car's on fire! I need a fire extinguisher!"

Without even looking up, he replied, "Aisle 12." :eek: :eek: :eek:

When people come up & ask "Where's the toilets, mate?", I usually venture "to buy or use?" ;)


Cheers............Sean, ever helpful :)