Questions to answer

Every once in awhile I send something for "reader participation." This is one of those emails. Below you will find the start of two lists:
(1) Shortest Lists
(2) Longest Lists

The idea, if you wish to participate, is to reply to this email and provide your own "shortest" and "longest" lists. I will collect the responses and publish them in the future. Of course, the lists will be edited so that they conform to the rules of Good Clean Fun.

Again, only reply if you wish to participate. And please let me know if you wish your response to remain anonymous or if I can use your first name. I will never use last names. This might be fun. We'll see what happens.

Here are the "starter" lists (and no offense is intended!)

SHORTEST LISTS
Complete list of native German Humorists Complete list of honest politicians Complete list of book reviews by Paris Hilton

LONGEST LISTS
Complete list of egocentric professional athletes Complete list of TV viewers tired of reality shows

what about the longest short list and shortest long list??