Rooster

Old rooster lazing around chook pen had a new young rooster come strutting up too him and say its time to step aside old man i am taking over.Well said the old rooster you cant come strutting in here and just take over you have to earn respect,so i challenge you to a ten lap race oround the pen and being as though i am a lot older than you i should get half a lap start,your on says the young rooster.So of they go one started oneside of the pen one the other side ,the young rooster easily started catching the old guy next thing there is a loud BANG and the young rooster falls over dead and there is the chook farmer standing there with his gun muttering damm thats the fourth faggot rooster this month.

Neal