Caddy Advice

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident
golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me."

The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play it
safe and hit a four-iron then a wedge. The golfer was insulted and
proceeded to scream and yell at the caddy on the tee telling him that
he was a better golfer than that and how dare the caddy under
estimate his game.

So, giving in, the caddy handed the gentleman the four-wood he had
asked for. He proceeded to top the ball and watched as it rolled
about fifteen yards off the front of the tee.

Immediately the caddy handed him his putter and said, "And now for
one long putt..." :eek: :eek: :D

And the crusty old caddy at St Andrews with a gentleman hacking the ground to pieces 'Caddy, should I replace the divots?' 'Nae, jus take them awa home with ye and practice yer puttin'.