Workshop signs -

G'day
Heres a coupla signs I've seen in workshops over the years. Please ad some more.

"In god we trust, all others cash"

"The bloke who does love jobs has gone to Queensland and the fella that lends his tools went with him"

"Hourly rate $40, you watch $60, you help $80"

There was one I put up in a place I worked years ago on the RAS with a german tone about not touching the machine, anyone know that one, its hillarious. We had a german working there which made it funnier for all of us except him, he said "thats not German" LOL
Bring em on.
Cheers
Rod

On wifes desk at work:

Production schedule on time.
Customers content and happy with product.
Accounts up to date and no delinquent payments.
Pigs taxi-ing and ready for take off.

And one I was told to take off my desk when working with a never ending stream of whining public servants.

Medical research has evidence that AIDS can be contracted through the ears from listening to A*** HOLES.

Sorry, one more...

If A***holes had wings this place could be an airport.

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Rod, is it the sign that says something like "das finger poken ien das mechinen iss forbodden"

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"Due to continual breakdowns our future workshop will contain automated equipment and a guard dog.
Chippies will feed the equipment, I will feed the dog and the dog will attack any bastard who tries to repair/fix/alter any of my machinery !"

Brudda, very much like that, do you know the rest?

"Sackings will continue until morale improves"

Cheers
Rod

Thanks for the laughs

Not in a workshop but on a fence around a paddock that had the best mushies.

The bull can cover the paddock in 45 seconds, can you?

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

Sign on a watermelon patch in WA
1 of these melons has been poisoned.
The 1 was crossed out and changed to a 2.
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Signs in my old workshop.
Workshop Rules
Rule 1/ The boss is always right.
Rule 2/ If the boss is wrong see Rule 1.
Rule 3/ If you can prove the boss is wrong see Rule 4 or Rule 1
Rule 4/ YOU'RE FIRED

The impossible we do immediately.
Miracles take a little longer.
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Sign on a bikies T shirt.
If you can read this, the bitch has falen off.

On the back window of a 4W.D. Seen only this morning:- " If You Can Read This I've Lost My Bloody Caravan"

"Dicero Illegitimi Nihil"
Loy Yang Power Drinking Team Stubbie Holder.

Translation: Tell the Bastards Nothing.

I think it was aimed at the managment.

This house is guarded by shotgun three nights per week - you guess which nights!


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I've been in jail for fighting'
It's a process that I hate.
But I'll go to jail for murder,
If you don't shut this bloody gate...

Seen on a tee shirt around the classics dept of a university...
Bibere plus urina

Drink more p*ss

usefull saying when the work shop radio gets tuned to tripple J


If music is fine food then that is a vomit sandwitch.

I like that one Soundman! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif I had an apprentice working for me who was forever changing the damn radio to JJJ whenever I turned my back.....

I worked in a workshop years ago and was forced to listen to triple j all day, although I did change it when they started playing (c)rap. In the end I actual enjoyed it , mostly. It is now my no 1 station though R and B (new name for c rap) forces me elsewhere. I just can't stand the ads on commercial radio and the endless repeats of old classics. I mean, "heard it through the grapevine" 4 times a day is just tooooooo much for me. There is a lot of great new music if you can stand a few crap ones inbetween, though I usually find them better than the inane advertisements.
Cheers
Rod

An oldy but a goody
Think before you talk,
Talk before you act,
Act before the barstards change their mind.
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