No Schidt!

Water vs Alcohol


I sure hope you water drinkers read this!!!

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink
one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that
contains feaces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shidt.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or
other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop
doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.


THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shidt than to drink water and be full of it !!

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Originally Posted by Christopha

Water vs Alcohol


I sure hope you water drinkers read this!!!

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink
one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that
contains feaces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shidt.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or
other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop
doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.


THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shidt than to drink water and be full of it !!

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On top of thast worms can live in water.
They can't in alcohol.

The moral is drink booze and yer won't get worms:eek:

On top of that, drinking alcohol is a great way to save water.:cool:

I drink alcohol so that people will think I'm drunk......not just stupid.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Christopha

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shidt than to drink water and be full of it !!

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Great theory !.....but, arn't you supposed to drink a shyte load of water before you go to bed to stop hangovers in the morning ? Cause, if you just rely on hair of the dog your liver will explode.

So really, I spose, there's no getting around it ! .....all those who want to stay alive, are just full of shiiiit. :confused:

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Originally Posted by apricotripper

Great theory !.....but, arn't you supposed to drink a shyte load of water before you go to bed to stop hangovers in the morning ? Cause, if you just rely on hair of the dog your liver will explode.

So really, I spose, there's no getting around it ! .....all those who want to stay alive, are just full of shiiiit. :confused:

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I did wonder how this post would fare on here as most devotees of this forum are totally fulla schidt

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Originally Posted by Christopha

I did wonder how this post would fare on here as most devotees of this forum are totally fulla schidt

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:D Yes ! thats right.... I like the way you right shIIt Christophha,,,,,you got a bit of German blood in ya ?