holy water

Little Johnny is sitting on the sidewalk playing with a bottle of clear liquid. The local priest comes by and greets Johnny "What's that ya got there Johnny?" He replies, "this is turpentine, the most powerful liquid in the world!" The priest looks Johnny sternly in the eye and says "No Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid. If Holy Water is rubbed on a woman's belly she will pass a good and righteous baby". "Ah, that's nothin'" Johnny replies..."rub some of this on a cat's butt and it'll pass a firetruck."

As a woodworker, I hope little Johnny is using gum turps and not mineral turps - gives the cat a better finish.

Personally I hope he's using mineral turps instead of gum turps. That way the memory loss, irrational and sycotic behavior won't set in and he will have fond memories of the speedy cat. Besides, metho works much better.

Aren't all those points pre requisites for wood workers?????

It's all right if you talk to yourself, it's all right if you answer yourself, it's when you get wrong answers you have problems.

i must have a problem then, im always asking myself what the lotto numbers will be and getting the answer wrong each time...