Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!
Chinese sick leave
Wongo calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work."
The boss says, "You know something, Wongo, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later wongo calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great.
I be at work soon boss......... You got nice house