Weaselwords

Have a look at this site, I now know where our Politicians and Captains of Industry get those wonderful incomprehensible phrases from!:eek:
http://s8.invisionfree.com/weaselwor...ex.php?act=idx

Example of Weasel words
We no longer learn lessons but share learnings eg

Q "What were the learnings from the high level, cross functional, utilisation review?"

A: "They were very experiential. We need to lock in a time at which we can all share them and ensure everyone in on board, going forward."

Translated:
I punched his lights out...that really helped him share the learnings

Phil

I have no recollection!!!!!!

We don't teach any more, we fascilitate learning.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Carry Pine

We don't teach any more, we fascilitate learning.

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i bet u got that quote from http://www.aiu.name, i bet you passed with honours!!!

In a hospital a fall was described as
'a sudden change in direction from the vertical resulting in contact with the floor or some similar hard surface and possibly causing injury'

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Chesand

In a hospital a fall was described as
'a sudden change in direction from the vertical resulting in contact with the floor or some similar hard surface and possibly causing injury'

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Yeah. And how would you describe it :confused:

Richard

He fell over.

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;)